Melvan's Excellent Adventures

Welcome to Melvan's Excellent Adventures. Through this site we hope that family and friends can keep up to date with our overseas trip. We leave on Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 bound for Thailand. Then we are off to London to live and work for about 6 months before setting off to travel Europe. We plan to post photos and information from our adventures. Hopefully this will avoid us having to send out those group emails that everyone loves. Please leave comments if you wish or email us.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Pattaya




Well interesting times in Pattaya. Not the sort of place we would suggest you take your family - however as Evan always says "it's about the experience".
accommodation was great and the sun was most of the time there so it was great just lying around the pool and having a few drinks.
We ventured out one night to the Alcazar Centre which is a massive complex devoted to 'lady boys', 'Shemales' or whatever you wish to call them. There were over 1000 people at the show and we managed to get front row centre (maybe not the greatest move!!!!) The ladies were all very glamorous and most were very convincing.
At one point in the show a lady who could only be described as large took the stage for a bit of comic relief, dancing, singing, etc. We all became a little nervous when she headed into the audience. First thing she did was rub her fake breasts in the face of a South African guy near us and we thought we were safe. But it was not to be. Next she saw Evan and took a distinct liking to him. She made him stand up and go on stage with her. They proceeded to dance and carry on while the crowd (particularly Mel) cried with laughter. At the end of it she requested a kiss on the cheek and as Evan leant in to oblige she turned and kissed him on the lips. Very funny for all involved (traumatic for Evan). As consolation Evan received as Alcazar 'man bag'.
Hope you enjoy the pics!!!

Cheers
Melvan

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well well well. I forgot to mention how disgusting the male species are over there... when as you said, the are trying to get a bit of jiggy jig.
That is an absolute pisser about evan and the ladyboys.... cant wait to see pics.
You are both doing very well to keep updating the blog.
I print it off when it is updated and give mum and dad a copy. they love recieving stuff off you GOLDEN CHILD/CHILDREN.
Let me know as soon as you get a mobile. Im not sure if im sending this comment thing throught properly so if you can drop me a line to tell me that would be great.
Enjoy Thailand, jealous as all hell.
Love and miss you heaps
Jess
xoxoxo

3:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys, good to hear you are having a good time. Hope you enjoy Koh Samui and run amok at the Ark Bar!! Make sure you go to Zico's and check out the chick that looks like Ronaldhinio!!
Same crap happening here, wish we were there.

One more thing....Evan is a lady man

8:54 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Mel and Ev.
Sounds like you two are getting plenty of laughs out of Thailand- We can't wait to meet up there in January! The Blog is great- it's the first thing I look at when I get to work!!! We are both good- but as you can imagine Rod has been a tad bored since his shoulder op- hopefully he will be able to go back to work in about 2 weeks! The netty trip is soon Mel- it's my first one and I can't wait!!! Have fun, Jane and Rod!

4:06 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi guys, glad you're loving Thailand, it is a weird and wonderful place. What a scorcher we are having over here! Hottest day in October for I don't know when (35). Like Jane said looking forward to the netty trip we should have a ball! Good numbers too, which is very exciting!
Enjoy,
Love Fi

6:49 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um Ev.... I seem to remamber that you have rules when you are dancing!! I do hope you were only moving from your waist up!!!
Kate
xx

12:27 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Guys-Lou & Wayneo here!! We just returned home today after 10 days of super relaxo honey mooning in Phuket. All we did was laze by the pool- no actvities this trip although I made sure we saw a couple of temples in Bangers so we could tick "culural experince" off the list. I figured that shopping wouldnt really count. Although, gotta say, Wayneo did much better with the shopping than me!!!
We saw a few lady boys in Patong. Bizarre. Dont get me started on the revolting guys who are after jiggy jig!
Will be sure to log on for the latest soon.
Take care & hope you are feeling better Mel. Gotta love the gastro slim though!!
xoxo

11:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love your work with the lady boys

corky

11:41 pm  
Blogger Melvan said...

Hi Lou and Corkey,
Great to hear from you and that you had a great honeymoon. Great place Thailand - at least in places.
Lou you looked fantastic at the wedding - and Corkey.... lovin your work on the big day!!!!
Look forward to hearing more about married life.
Love ya work
Melvan

7:05 pm  

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